Wednesday 22 December 2021

Breaking news! Scientists measure an exciting phenomena you have never heard of!

I. When black holes wobble

Precession! We have finally observed precession in gravitational waves!

I'm told there are several people in the world who do not feel a wild thrill of joy at those words. There are people who have not been breathlessly waiting for this moment for over five years. There are even people -- it's difficult to believe, but I will trust my sources -- who don't know what the hell I'm talking about.